I’ve been enjoying the news/rumor or comic book-like story about Steve Jobs being stopped at Japan airport and asked to return a few ninja stars he was trying to bring to the U.S., this is the most absurd and stupid thing that can happen to a human being like Steve Jobs when he could just order those sharp stars online for $5 or less or even ask somebody at Apple Japan to send the stars and the ninja too, amazing, really amazing.

Some people believe Steve is Paris Hilton and this is even offensive to believe that Steve would be so moronic to try to bring any illegal guns to United States without any legal consecuence, come on people, but what is more stupid is that a Ninja like Steve Jobs would never travel with his combat instruments, those instruments would be in the Cloud for easy access…. What a joke.

Now that Steve Jobs has been uncovered is wise to warn rivals about sleeping with the lights on, Steve could be watching them from the shadows.

Now Nokia, RIM and Google should start taking martial arts classes, Steve is more like a Mighty Morphing Ninja Turtle that can mute from a inoffensive form to a head cutter and usually angry Ninja. Kill Kill Kill Bill…